It is dental health awareness time for the under 10 set! Apparently the "tooth fairy" showed up at the Conqueror's kindergarten classroom, complete with outfit and wand. He was not impressed.
For those who don't know....we don't do Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy. We avoided the issue for many years, but when questions started coming that I couldn't answer without lying, I just sort of came clean.
Anyway, the Conqueror was explaining to me, in a rather exasperated tone, how the "tooth fairy" came and "lied to all these kids that the tooth fairy was going to take their teeth. I mean, it is just so...so....(both hands up in some sort of Italian gesture)...so uncalled for!" I died laughing.