Beanieisms (because that's why you check this site out anyway):
1. "I am a butter-holic!"
2. She's obsessed with the fact that Jesus on the cross isn't wearing a shirt. She talks about going to heaven and is concerned about meeting a shirtless Jesus. The other day I overheard her speaking to a crucifix, "Dear Jesus in heaven, please get a shirt on in heaven. Oh please!"
And from the Biki on Labor Day:
"When I was little I thought that this day was about moms having babies."
That about sums up life around here I would say.