A conversation I just couldn't bear to interfere with:
Beanie: "I like to play on the palm puder."
Biki: "That's not how you say it. It's a kinputer. Say it like this, 'KIN-PUTE-ERH'."
Beanie: "No, I like palm puder."
Biki: "No its a KIN-PUTE-ERH." Say it right!