Saturday, December 31, 2011

Long overdue Momoisms.

You know they have been coming for some time, but they have just been undocumented. Until now.
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Mom, why don't you give the baby to dad. Then I can sit in your lap. That would be awesome!!!!

N.B. There is apparently an awesome dance which dad has witnessed on occasion.


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Momo came up and squeezed my girth and asked, "Is dare a baby in there?"
"Nope," I replied, "just fat."
"But," she answered, "dare is a SWIMMING POOL for babies in dare!!!!"
Then she ran off.

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"Momo, you need to be good for Jesus."

"For Jesus?" (like she'd just heard of the guy. I must be down on the job.)

"Yes, for Jesus."

"Is he going to babysit for us? "

Because let's face it, she's only good for babysitters.

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"Momo, why did you come into our room last night?"

"Because Beanie was making noises."

"What kind of noise?"

"Like a pig! OINK!"

Sister needs some breathe right strips!

2 comments:

:o) mg said...

ahhhh, new postings... like breaths of fresh air! :)

Sara said...

love it. And I love your Coco Chanel quote on the sidebar!! Just noticed that. You are a rad mom